Freedom Fries

K im not hating on Americans but sometimes your government can be fucking stupid. LIKE FUCK renaming a FUCKING FOOOD cause you dont like the country that included their name in the name of the food. Thats like calling Chinese food California food because you want it to be more fucking American. and I dont know what pisses me off more, the arogance or the ignorance. You know who invented democracy, the democracy that you claim that you invented and is your 'freedom', well you know who invented democracy, THE FUCKING FRENCH!!!! God damnit republicans can fucking piss me off sometimes!!!

Townhouses

I hate how these are built everywhere and when looking for houses for rent its all there is. Housing companies seem to think that they can build houses attached to each other for half the cost and still charge the same but its fucking annoying cause who the fuck wants to have neighbours on the other side of the wall. If we wanted that wed live in a goddamn apartment. And not only do they cut your options for houses in half they also look like shit when they build them and they are a waste of space.

Re-watching Movies

Why the fuck do people re-watch movies. I have no idea why anyone would want to buy a movie, the only time id ever want to watch a movie I already watched is like a year later when I forget what happened. The best part of a movie is the story, but if you already know whats gunna happen then whats the fucking point of watching the movie. Even when its got funny parts, you know when theyre coming up so its not funny.

My Idea

k, this isnt something that pisses me off but this is a blog so what the hell..

K my idea for a talk show:

Get a host like Seth Rogan or some other stoner comedian and have guests who are celebrities with movies coming out or w.e. just the usually talk show guests BUT everyone is baked!

The host, baked; Guests, baked; Audience, baked.

Bassically a talk show where everyone is baked, and ill make sure its some damn good weed too, and we'll get regular celebrities and theyll be baked too!!

Dont konw how legal this is but it could probably be done here in Canada, but probably not in the States.

Grocery Bags

For some reason where i live in the past few years every store decided to start charging for grocery bags. Alot of them just claim its cause of environmental shit but its always just to make money, but its so god damn annoying, we buy like 20 to 200 dollars worth of groceries from their store then they have the fucking balls to charge a dime for every bag you need. And its even worse when they give you the bags to bag the shit yourself, like fuck im paying shitloads for your over-priced food, just give me some fucking bags that you spend a penny on for hundreds of so that I can fucking bag my food. If I had a penny for everytime somebody asked me if id like a bag then id still be spending a fucking nickel on each bag.

Car batteries

My fucking battary died on me earlier, and when that happens what the fuck are you supposed to do, it fucking blows. But like what if you were in the middle of no where or even just a bit far from the city and you dont have a cell. Youd be so fucked. How come cars dont have an extra battery reserve or like idk TURN THE FUCK OFF BEFORE THEY DIE. Just turn off so theres enough battery to start up again. It fuckign blows getting stranded like that man

"Cream Nug"

I fucking hate when people say they have weed and go "yea bro its creaam nug". not only does the expression 'cream nug' sound dumb, everyone fucking says it no matter how shit the weed is. A buddy of mine says that about every kind of weed he ever has even if its shit. And i hate when people actually think its good weed when its shit or even mediocre. its hard to get good weed unless your in B.C. or some shit so when you do get it you have to appreciate it and realize it and it doesnt take a genius to realize if weed is shit or not.

Sleep Cycle

This really fucking pisses me off. No matter how tired i am i cant fall asleep untill after 12pm and now my sleep schedule is fucked, I sleep when i get home from school untill like 11pm then get up, do my hw and go to school in the morning,but then by the time school starts im tired as fuck again. I end up missing so much sleep throughout the week that when the weekend comes by and i actually have time to have fun, i just sleep through half of it to make up for the sleep i missed.

Survey sites

Those fucking sites where you go to watch a video and its makes you complete a survey. I dont think ive ever seen one that was an actual survey and not some thing that asked you to text and get charged or buy some gay shit. So like really, why in the fuck are these things still around, I find it hard to believe that theres that many fucking morons who actually text the stupid things and get charged. First of all if you know your getting charged your just fucking dumb, its not worth 5 bucks just to watch a video online and for the people who dont, theyre the reallly fucking dumb ones cause they dont even realize it. So im really wondering, why the fuck do these things still exist?

Chapstick

Whenever my lips are actually chapped, i dont have chapstick. Yet when theyre not I always see the fucking tubes everywhere in my house. And who the fuck needs THAT much chap stick in one tube, you only use it three times or so then you either lose it, it goes through the wash or your lips aren't chapped any more. This shits useless, its easier just to wait a couple days for your lips to get better.

White Shirts

I hate white shits. Not the look of them, I prefer to wear them but fuck are they ever hard to keep white. I dont even know if its the shirts or that i cant do laundry. every time I get a white shirt, its yellow in two weeks. I dont have much to say about them but it fucking pisses me off, I feel like im missing something else that everybody understands about laundry and like fuck how could it be hard to miss its just fucking laundry and we make women do it so it cant be that fucking hard for god sake.

Not Smoking Weed

Okay, if you dont want to smoke weed for some reason, thats cool, you loss but suit yourself. But really, what else is there to do. Theres so much time that we spend doing nothing, being bored, and looking for something to do. All you have to do is smoke weed and voi-la... your not bored anymore. Im not mad at people who dont smoke it but like how do you NOT? what else is there to do? when you dont have money theres nothing to do, if you find people to hang out with your not curing your boredom, your just being bored with more people.

What does piss me off is people who act like theyre better than other people for not smoking weed. Like really, just cause you dont smoke weed doesn't make you mature and responsible it just makes you a bored toolbag. I know way to many god damn people that act like theyre mature and smart for not smoking weed and NONE, not ANY of them are in university. Im not raggin on college or anything, but im in university and i know plenty of other people in university who smoke weed and we all do fine and have futures. Were not failures or some shit, were gunna be more successful and we work harder than half the people who dont smoke. And seriously if your in university or working a hard job, you fucking need weed to cope with the stress. Its either that or take up smoking or murder and cigarettes are expensive, smell and are unhealthy (not that im raggin on cigarettes) and murder, well, yea not that good.

And I hate the people in government and in control who act like its gunna fucking kill people and make them drop out of school. You cant die from it, and I dont even think its proven to cause cancer, and if it is who gives a shit everything causes cancer. It doesnt kill brain cells and anyone with more than 5 of them can find that out by just fucking googling it and spending 20 minutes looking into it. And it doesnt make people drop out and become failures, it's the other way around--People who drop out and do nothing with their lives do drugs cause, what the fuck else are they gunna do and if they dont smoke weed then theyre gunna do E or coke or some shit or be alcoholics. So if it weren't for weed then we would have alot more fucking alcoholics and coke heads and im pretty sure everyone can agree that a stoned guy munchin out in his basement is alot better for society than some fucked up coke head or drunk.

And thirdly, or what ever number im on, weed isnt a gateway drug, if there wasnt weed than teens would be doing other drugs and they would STILL be drinking and drinking is much worse than weed. Drunk kids are fucking annoying and start fights and break the law and piss everyone off. High kids just make themselves look dumb in public and are just looking for some god damn food. And with the whole 'gateway drug' theory we can say that alcohol is a gateway drug to weed since most kids drink alcohol before smoking weed.

And even if weed is THAT bad then who the fuck gives a shit you cant do anything about it. Its human nature to do drugs and shit and making them illegal isnt going to get rid of them its just gunna put more people in jail. I dont get how people dont fucking realize that. If the world would be better without drugs it doesnt matter cause you cant get rid of them. They are always gunna be around and making laws to get rid of them wont work so dont fucking bother. The laws are fine where they are, drugs are illegal enough to the point where people will still to doing them away from the public and all theyre a little harder to get so only the people who actually want to do them will go out and get them.

and im getting lazy and burnt out so im just gunna stop here and go eat...

True Say

Not much to be said about this. Its just purely fucking homo. The sound of someone saying 'trruuueee sayy' just pisses me right the fuck off. I dont even know why, it just sounds faggoty. Dont say it.

Shit Brix Pictures

K so these pictures where it says "when you see it, you'll shit brix". Its never anything scary or weird and I never come close to shitting brix, not even farting god damn lego brix. I just stare at for 20 god damn minutes untill i give up and find someone else who saw it and said what it was. Then its something gay and not cool like theres a shape of someones face in the grass and im just like wtf this is gay i wasted 20 god damn minutes. And every time i see one of these fucking things for some god damn reason I cant not look for the thing thats supposed to make me shit brix even though i know its fucking gay and I wont give a shit. They all suck, none of them are good. There was like 20 good ones when the concept first started but now there all fucking gay and yet somehow theres a website full of them. wtf.

Im Pissed Off

At everything. Everyone. It all pisses me off. Everyone is dumb and ignorant and they do dumb things and they piss me off, so i'm gunna write about this shit and whoever feels like reading can do so. I don't know if im allowed to swear and say shit on here, and if im not, im gunna be pissed off, but I guess ill find out.